Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Give the Girl a Break Already!

I feel bad for Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, she was named woman of the year by Blender and all everyone wants to talk about is the time she wet her pants on stage.

Here is what she told Blender:

“You haven’t had to go straight onstage after being late for a show, then jumped up and down while singing Let’s Get Retarded. OK, m*therf*cker? I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person…with me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction; that sucks. You have to laugh.”

So, Fergie, while playing with the Black Eyed Peas, had the misfortune of realizing every kindergartner's worst nightmare.

I went to wikipedia and looked her up. I didn't know how long she's been in showbizz:

Fergie (born Stacy Ann Ferguson on March 27, 1975) is an American pop, hip hop, and R&B singer, songwriter, and actress. She is a former member of the kids' television series Kids Incorporated, and the girl group Wild Orchid. Ferguson was also a co-host of the television show Great Pretenders. She is currently a vocalist for the hip hop/pop group the Black Eyed Peas, of which she is the sole female member, as well as a solo artist, releasing her debut album, The Dutchess, in 2006. The album has so far spawned three U.S. Billboard Hot 100 number one singles and five Top 10 hits, making The Dutchess only the seventh album from a female artist to spawn five Top 5 hits.

Fergie, throw me some money and I'll get on stage with you and wet my pants if it will help!

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