Tuesday, December 18, 2007

New England Joke

Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady are standing

before God.

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says,

"I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I
believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my
fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and
offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony
says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he
offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

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