1 1 "Death Has a Shadow" January 31, 1999 1ACX01
Peter loses his job after drinking too much at a stag party and falling asleep at work. He signs on to welfare to keep Lois from finding out, but gets much more than he expected. Meanwhile, fed up with his mother's interference with his work, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are born.
2 2 "I Never Met the Dead Man" April 11, 1999 1ACX02
While teaching Meg how to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable. He begins to go crazy without TV, but finds a new life in outdoor activities, which drives the family crazy. Meanwhile, Stewie plots to destroy all the broccoli in the world.
3 3 "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" April 18, 1999 1ACX04
Peter allows Meg to attend a friends' party the same day as Stewie's first birthday, which upsets Lois, who wants the family to be together. Little does Meg know that she is attending a cult party. Meanwhile, Stewie believes that the family is plotting to put him back in the womb and acts accordingly.
4 4 "Mind Over Murder" April 25, 1999 1ACX03
Peter punches a pregnant soccer mom he thought was a man and ends up being placed under house arrest. Having become restless, Peter builds a bar in the basement where Lois becomes a lounge singer. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a time machine to avoid the pain of teething.
5 5 "A Hero Sits Next Door" May 2, 1999 1ACX05
When Joe Swanson moves to Quahog with his family, Peter recruits him for his company's baseball team before realizing he's a paraplegic. Nevertheless, Joe wins the game and the hearts of everyone else, which makes Peter jealous and drives him to become a hero for attention.
6 6 "The Son Also Draws" May 9, 1999 1ACX06
Peter takes the family to New York to reinstate Chris into the Youth Scouts after he is kicked out, though Chris is afraid to tell him that he doesn't want to join. But when they make a pit stop at an Indian casino, Lois develops a gambling habit that costs her the family car.
7 7 "Brian: Portrait of a Dog" May 16, 1999 1ACX07
Brian swallows his pride when Peter convinces him to join a dog show so they can win money for a new air conditioner. But when the humiliation becomes too much for him to bear, Brian runs away from home and fights for his civil rights after he is caught and put on the death row.
1 8 "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" September 23, 1999 1ACX08
One of Lois' relatives passes away, leaving Lois and the rest of the family her posh summer home in a will. Peter likes the place so much that he sells their house so that they could live there, where Brian trains Peter to be more sophisticated.
2 9 "Holy Crap" September 30, 1999 1ACX11
Peter's devoutly religious, recently retired father Francis comes to visit, though he seems to make life miserable for the others. Nevertheless, Peter tries to get his father to tell him he loves him by letting Francis work at the toy factory with him. Peter ends kidnapping the Pope.
3 10 "Da Boom" December 26, 1999 2ACX06
In this dream episode, Peter's newly adopted fears of the Y2K bug are realized. Now the Griffins must find a Twinkie factory in order to stay alive and establish a new town. This episode features the first fight between Peter and the Giant Chicken.
4 11 "Brian in Love" March 7, 2000 2ACX01
Stewie is being blamed for urinating all over the house and is made to learn how to use the toilet, but when the culprit turns out to be Brian, Brian seeks therapy about his accidents. The cause: he's in love with Lois.
5 12 "Love Thy Trophy" March 14, 2000 1ACX13
The neighbors fight over a trophy won for the best parade float, and the situation only worsens when the trophy ends up missing. Meanwhile, Meg takes a job at a pancake restaurant to earn money for a Prada bag, and claims that Stewie is her crack-addicted son.
6 13 "Death Is a Bitch" March 21, 2000 1ACX14
After a cancer scare, Peter gets out of paying a hospital bill by declaring that he's dead and gets a surprise visit from Death himself. However, Death injures himself while chasing Peter and is unable to do his job while he heals, which makes all of mankind immortal.
7 14 "The King Is Dead" March 28, 2000 1ACX15
Lois is appointed the director of Quahog's theater company after the former director dies and appoints Peter the producer to keep him out of her way, but her plans to produce "The King and I" get uprooted when Peter wants to recreate the play.
8 15 "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar" March 28, 2000 2ACX02
After telling a sexist joke at work, Peter is sent to a women's retreat camp and comes back acting effeminate. Lois and the others become greatly disturbed by his new attitude, so they do everything they can to restore his manhood.
9 16 "If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'" April 4, 2000 1ACX12
When Peter's favorite TV show is cancelled, he pretends Chris is terminally ill so the "Grant-A-Wish Foundation" can get the show back on the air. When Chris doesn't die, however, Peter declares himself to be a healer, and starts his own religion.
10 17 "Running Mates" April 11, 2000 1ACX09
Lois runs for President of the Quahog School Board, but Peter runs against her so he can save the job of his favorite science teacher. Things eventually turn desperate for Peter, so he slings mud. Meanwhile, Chris becomes addicted to pornography.
11 18 "A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks" April 18, 2000 2ACX07
Chris' birthday painting to Peter lands the family in New York, where an art dealer wants Chris to be the next Andy Warhol. Peter, of course, wishes to exploit his talents for personal gain, but when Chris is forced to leave the family, Peter turns his sights.
12 19 "Fifteen Minutes of Shame" April 25, 2000 2ACX08
After being embarrassed by her family during her slumber party, Meg brings them on a daytime talk show out of revenge, where a TV producer turns the Griffins' dysfunctional life into a reality show. She is then further humiliated, so she abandons her family.
13 20 "Road to Rhode Island" May 30, 2000 2ACX12
Brian volunteers to bring Stewie home from his grandparents' house in Palm Springs so he can visit his mother. Meanwhile, Peter becomes addicted to watching a collection of marriage counseling videos hosted by a porn star.
14 21 "Let's Go to the Hop" June 6, 2000 2ACX04
When two kids get high off licking Colombian toads, several youths across Quahog start licking the toads themselves. Not wanting his own children to be put at risk, Peter goes undercover as a high school student to kick users off the habit.
15 22 "Dammit Janet!" June 13, 2000 2ACX09
Lois begins wishing that her life were more exciting, so she gets a job as a flight attendant at Peter's request, who uses Lois' job position as a means to get free travel. Meanwhile, Stewie discovers the meaning of love and heartbreak.
16 23 "There's Something About Paulie" June 27, 2000 1ACX10
Peter buys Lois a new car, but ends up inadvertably putting a hit out on her when he makes friends with a member of the Mafia. Any attempts to call off the hit make the situation worse, so Peter and Lois head to the head of the Mafia personally.
17 24 "He's Too Sexy for His Fat" June 27, 2000 2ACX10
Chris becomes insecure about his weight, so Peter trains him with diet and exercise, but abandons his son's method of getting thin for plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Stewie himself eats too much and starts to develop an eating disorder, and begins to get fat at a dramatic rate.
18 25 "E. Peterbus Unum" July 12, 2000 2ACX13
While confronting the mayor about zoning issues around his house, Peter discovers that his house isn't anywhere on the map, prompting him to secede his house from the rest of the United States, creating the country "Petoria."
19 26 "The Story on Page One" July 18, 2000 2ACX14
Meg signs up for the high school newspaper club as a college's requirement, but Peter replaces her original article with one about Luke Perry's supposed homosexuality. Meanwhile, Stewie, sick of being patronized for his height, uses Chris to do his evil bidding.
20 27 "Wasted Talent" July 25, 2000 2ACX15
Peter wins a tour of a magical brewery owned by Pawtucket Pat, while Lois desperately searches for a talented piano player to beat her rival at an upcoming talent competition, finding one in the form of her husband, who can only play professionally when he's drunk. The show is a parody of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
21 28 "Fore Father" August 1, 2000 2ACX16
Peter thinks his son lacks responsibility, so he gets him a job at a golf course. However, Peter forsakes Chris by training Cleveland's son to be a pro golf player. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes paranoid after receiving a vaccination at the doctor's office.
1 29 "The Thin White Line (1)" July 11, 2001 2ACX17
Peter wins the family a week's paid vacation after winning a competition at the company picnic. Meanwhile, in search of a thrill in life, Brian becomes a police dog. However, he gets addicted to cocaine and the family must cancel their plans to help Brian.
2 30 "Brian Does Hollywood (2)" July 18, 2001 2ACX20
Brian moves to Los Angeles with his cousin after his drug rehabiliation and inadvertently becomes a film director. The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career, though it turns out Brian is directing pornography.
3 31 "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington" July 25, 2001 2ACX11
The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can't help but enjoy the perks that come with the job.
4 32 "One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" August 1, 2001 2ACX19
The Drunken Clam is turned into a British pub after a hurricane, so Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe fight back to restore it. However, when they are accused of burning down the pub, it's up to their wives to prove their innocence. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to teach a crass British girl how to speak properly.
5 33 "And the Wiener Is..." August 8, 2001 2ACX22
Peter is intimidated by Chris's larger penis and then becomes very self-conscious about his own manhood. Meanwhile, Meg becomes a flag-girl, and when she is humiliated by the popular kids at school, Lois devises a plan for revenge.
6 34 "Death Lives" August 15, 2001 2ACX21
On their wedding anniversary, Peter sends Lois on a scavenger hunt so he can go play golf. But when Peter gets struck by lightning and has a near-death experience, he meets Death again, who explains to Peter his marriage is in trouble if he doesn't do something quick.
7 35 "Lethal Weapons" August 22, 2001 2ACX18
Lois takes tae-jitsu lessons to fight back against the leafers (New York tourists) overtaking the town, but worries that her violence may be a bad influence on her family. She takes the family to anger management, which only makes them all even more angry.
8 36 "The Kiss Seen Around the World" August 29, 2001 3ACX02
Channel 5 announces that they're hiring interns, and Meg, who has a crush on news anchor Tom Tucker, applies and is selected. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a tricycle -- and fights back against a bully who wants it for himself.
9 37 "Mr. Saturday Knight" September 5, 2001 3ACX04
Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.
10 38 "A Fish out of Water" September 19, 2001 3ACX05
After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the beach for spring break, but Lois ends up having more fun than Meg.
11 39 "Emission Impossible" November 8, 2001 3ACX01
After delivering Lois's sister's newborn child, Lois and Peter decide to have another kid, prompting Stewie to do whatever he can to stop it, even if it means wiping out every sperm in Peter's body. However, when he meets a sperm just like himself, Stewie begins to reconsider.
12 40 "To Love and Die in Dixie" November 15, 2001 3ACX09
When a convenience store robber threatens to kill Chris for witnessing his crime, the family moves to the deep South. There Peter and Brian become sheriff and deputy, Stewie joins a hillbilly jug band, and Chris befriends a kid who may have more than friendship on the brain.
13 41 "Screwed the Pooch" November 29, 2001 3ACX08
The family visits the Pewterschmidts, where Peter becomes friends with Lois's father and Brian takes out all of his pent-up sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts' prized racing dog, Sea Breeze. A custody battle then ensues when Sea Breeze is revealed to be pregnant.
14 42 "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?" December 6, 2001 3ACX06
While teaching Chris about his Irish heritage, Peter discovers that he has a black ancestor. When this affects his social status, and later finds out his ancestor was a slave to Lois's family, Peter fights back. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders.
15 43 "Ready, Willing, and Disabled" December 20, 2001 3ACX07
Peter trains Joe to compete in the Special People's Games, but gets left out when Joe becomes famous and mysteriously takes the glory for himself. Meanwhile, Chris, Meg and Stewie find $26 in a money clip, but end up fighting over it while waiting for the owner to retrieve it.
16 44 "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" December 21, 2001 2ACX03
It's Christmas time in Quahog, where Lois' plans for a perfect Christmas blow up in her face, causing her to go break down and go berserk. Stewie uses his role as the baby Jesus in the town play to be good for Santa, about whom he has become paranoid.
17 45 "Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows" January 17, 2002 3ACX03
Brian gets a DUI and is forced to care for a bitter, old woman who used to be a jingle singer. After discovering the woman's brighter past, Brian tries to brighten her life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and houses a family of baby birds.
18 46 "From Method to Madness" January 24, 2002 3ACX11
Stewie signs up for an acting class, where he's paired up with a stuck-up child star named Olivia. They become a hit, though they soon start bickering. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois object to Meg dating a nudist, though later have second thoughts after seeing her upset.
19 47 "Stuck Together, Torn Apart" January 31, 2002 3ACX10
Peter and Lois are advised to go through a trial separation after Peter becomes jealous over Lois reuniting with her best friend from high school. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian get stuck together after Stewie plays around with industrial-strength glue.
20 48 "Road to Europe" February 7, 2002 3ACX13
Stewie becomes obsessed with a British kids' show and runs away to be part of the cast, and Brian gives chase in an attempt to bring him back. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to Kiss-stock, where Lois reveals she knows nothing about the band.
21 49 "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" February 14, 2002 3ACX12
Brian and Stewie host a special episode of Family Guy, featuring three non-canon stories created from viewer requests.
No Bones About It - A genie comes to Peter to grant him wishes; his last wish makes it so that he has no bones and must deal with life as a lump of lard.
Supergriffins - The Griffins are exposed to nuclear waste and gain superpowers, which lead them to terrorize the city.
Li'l Griffins - Tot-like versions of Peter and Quagmire try to out-brave each other in a haunted house to impress Lois in this Little Rascals alternate universe.
22 50 "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" November 9, 2003 2ACX05
Peter prays for a Jewish person to help him with his money woes. After befriending a Jewish accountant and discovering the wonders of their religion, Peter gets the idea of converting Chris to Judaism so he'll be successful in life.
1 51 "North by North Quahog" May 1, 2005 4ACX01
Peter and Lois try to bring the spark back in their marriage with a second honeymoon, running afoul of Mel Gibson in the process after they try to destroy another one of his bad films. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie team up to discipline the kids while Peter and Lois are away.
2 52 "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High" May 8, 2005 4ACX02
Brian becomes a substitute English teacher, but is transferred to a class for troubled teens. Meanwhile, Chris is attracted to Brian's replacement teacher who, once she becomes aware of this, wants him to murder her husband so they can be together.
3 53 "Blind Ambition" May 15, 2005 4ACX04
Noticing his friends' great recent achievements, Peter does whatever he can to achieve something he'll be remembered for. His ambitions, however, ultimately cost him his eyesight. Meanwhile, the Giant Chicken from "Da Boom" returns to challenge Peter to a rematch.
4 54 "Don't Make Me Over" June 5, 2005 4ACX03
Meg gets the ultimate makeover in an attempt to boost her confidence. Meanwhile, Peter aspires to start a rock band which, along with Meg's new attractiveness and talented singing voice, causes the entire family to become a traveling band.
5 55 "The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire" June 12, 2005 4ACX08
After Loretta has an affair with Quagmire and leaves Cleveland because of how boring he is, Peter decides to teach Cleveland to express his emotions. His plan seems to work too effectively, as now Cleveland wants to kill Quagmire for revenge and Peter must save him from his wrath.
6 56 "Petarded" June 19, 2005 4ACX09
Peter becomes so convinced that he's a genius that Brian challenges him to prove it; the IQ test he takes reveals that Peter is mentally retarded. His condition is made public, and Peter initially feels like an outcast from society until he discovers all the perks that come with his fellow citizens' sympathy.
7 57 "Brian the Bachelor" June 26, 2005 4ACX10
Brian appears on the ABC reality show The Bachelorette thinking he won't win, but falls for the Bachelorette when he sees her as more than an actress, and they begin a relationship. Meanwhile, Chris makes friends with a talking pimple on his face, who orders him to make mischief.
8 58 "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter" July 10, 2005 4ACX11
Peter offers Meg to Mort Goldman's son, Neil, to pay off a tab at the pharmacy. Meg is obviously against the idea at first, but when she discovers that Neil is going out with someone else, she grows jealous. Meanwhile, Stewie falls for a beautiful babysitter who has a boyfriend.
9 59 "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do" July 17, 2005 4ACX12
Lois becomes a kleptomaniac after discovering the rush of shoplifting, but is ultimately arrested and sent to prison after she is busted for stealing a priceless painting. The Griffins can't stand life without her, so they break her out of jail and start their life over again in "Asiantown", becoming fugitives of the law.
10 60 "Model Misbehavior" July 24, 2005 4ACX13
Lois fulfills her lifelong dream of being a fashion model after appearing in her underwear in the newspaper. Peter, however, grows increasingly concerned that she may be losing touch with reality. Meanwhile, Brian works on a pyramid scheme with Stewie to get money for tapeworm medication.
11 61 "Peter's Got Woods" September 11, 2005 4ACX14
Brian falls for an African-American teacher and petitions to have the name of the school changed just to please her. Peter feels uncomfortable about this and has James Woods take care of the situation. Peter eventually befriends James, who eventually overshadows Brian as his new best friend.
12 62 "Perfect Castaway" September 18, 2005 4ACX15
Peter and his friends get shipwrecked, prompting Lois to marry Brian under the assumption that Peter is dead. She is overjoyed to find Peter safe and sound, but is also torn between her affection for Peter and her commitment to Brian.
13 63 "Jungle Love" September 25, 2005 4ACX16
Chris runs away from his horrible first day as a high school freshman and joins the Peace Corps. But when he finds himself engaged to a native chief's daughter, he may never be able to come back home. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job at the newly renovated Pawtucket Patriot Brewery.
14 64 "PTV" November 6, 2005 4ACX17
A "trouser malfunction" during an award show prompts the FCC to censor even mildly objectionable content on TV. Outraged, Peter creates his own TV station, filled with all-around obscene programming. When the FCC picks up on this, they go to drastic measures by censoring all of real life.
15 65 "Brian Goes Back to College" November 13, 2005 4ACX18
When it's revealed that Brian never finished college, Brian decides to return to complete his last credit. However, he must deal with his temptations to cheat in order to pass the class. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe become the new "A-Team" after winning a costume contest.
16 66 "The Courtship of Stewie's Father" November 20, 2005 4ACX19
Lois thinks Stewie's matricidal behavior is just a cry for fatherly attention, so she makes Peter bond with Stewie, although Peter and Stewie play tricks on her instead. Meanwhile, Chris does chores for Herbert after breaking his window to pay for it, which makes Herbert feel closer to him than ever before.
17 67 "The Fat Guy Strangler" November 27, 2005 4ACX20
Lois discovers that she has a brother she never knew about who, after a traumatic experience involving Jackie Gleason, is locked in a mental hospital and holds a grudge against the obese. Meanwhile, Peter starts an advocacy group for overweight men after the doctor tells him he's fat.
18 68 "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" December 18, 2005 4ACX22
After failing to find a religion he would want to follow personally, Peter starts his own religion based on his faith in Fonzie from Happy Days, which immediately becomes very popular. Meanwhile, Stewie is stuck in a plastic bubble after being diagnosed with a weak immune system.
19 69 "Brian Sings and Swings" January 8, 2006 4ACX21
Brian sinks into a depression after surviving getting hit by a car, but finds a new lease on life as a back-up singer for Frank Sinatra, Jr. Meanwhile, Meg pretends to be a lesbian in order to make friends with a group of real teenage lesbians.
20 70 "Patriot Games" January 29, 2006 4ACX25
Peter becomes a player for the New England Patriots football team after displaying his impressive charging skills, but Tom Brady becomes very uncomfortable with his constant showboating. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a bookie and assaults Brian over an unpaid bet.
21 71 "I Take Thee Quagmire" March 12, 2006 4ACX23
Peter wins a free maid service on Wheel of Fortune with whom Quagmire actually falls in love and wants to marry. This causes a change in his demeanor, so Peter tries to talk him out of it to get the old Quagmire back. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to cope when Lois weans him from her breast milk.
22 72 "Sibling Rivalry" March 26, 2006 4ACX24
Peter gets a vasectomy after a pregnancy scare from Lois, which puts a kibosh on Peter and Lois's sex life. Lois begins overeating and gets fat, which spices things up between the two. Meanwhile, Stewie's equally-malicious sperm brother is born and battles Stewie for control over the playground.
23 73 "Deep Throats" April 9, 2006 4ACX26
Brian tries to expose Mayor West as the corrupt politician he is, and becomes even more determined after discovering that he is dating Meg, who has become his new intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois start smoking marijuana in the hopes of finding musical inspiration for a talent show.
24 74 "Peterotica" April 23, 2006 4ACX27
After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois's father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics.
25 75 "You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives" April 30, 2006 4ACX28
Mayor West tries to ban gay marriage to divert attention from a bad investment he made with the taxpayers' money, prompting Brian to fight for the right of his cousin Jasper to get married. Meanwhile, Chris protests against gay marriage just for the sake of feeling up a conservative girl.
26 76 "Petergeist" May 7, 2006 4ACX29
Out of jealousy over Joe's new theater room, Peter decides to build a multiplex, but comes across an Indian skull. As a result, a poltergeist haunts the Griffins' house and spirits Stewie away to the other side. After retrieving him, the Griffins try and find a way to expel the spirit.
27 77 "Untitled Griffin Family History" May 14, 2006 4ACX30
When the Griffin family is stuck in their panic room during a robbery, Peter tells stories of the many famous Griffins in the family's extensive ancestry to pass the time. Meanwhile, Meg is being held hostage by the robbers, and finds an interesting way to evade them.
28 78 "Stewie B. Goode (1)" May 21, 2006 4ACX05
Stewie's attempt to kill a boy he doesn't like lands him in a near-death experience where he gets a brief taste of life in Hell. This is enough to make Stewie resolve to act nicer to everyone. Meanwhile Peter gets a new job as an editorial reporter on the local news.
29 79 "Bango Was His Name, Oh! (2)" May 21, 2006 4ACX06
Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help Chris and Meg get dates so that they can have some "alone time".
30 80 "Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure (3)" May 21, 2006 4ACX07
It turns out that the man Stewie saw is his 30-year-old self, so Stewie joins him in the future to discover how his life will turn out, which he finds appalling. After discovering that the source of it all is his near-death experience, Stewie resolves to go back in time and prevent it from ever happening.
1 81 "Stewie Loves Lois" September 10, 2006 4ACX32
After Lois saves Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie has a change of heart and takes an extreme liking to his mother, though Lois eventually gets sick of all his love and attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and is convinced that he was molested by his doctor.
2 82 "Mother Tucker" September 17, 2006 4ACX31
When Peter's mother Thelma announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned. However, he soon finds a father figure in her new boyfriend Tom Tucker and begins acting like a child again. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show and Stewie can't help but stir things up.
3 83 "Hell Comes to Quahog" September 24, 2006 4ACX33
After Peter blows all of Meg's car money on a military tank for himself, Meg gets a job at a Wal-Mart-like supermarket, which uses up most of the town's energy and puts other stores out of business. Brian and Stewie eventually take matters into their own hands to save the town from the corporate giant.
4 84 "Saving Private Brian" November 5, 2006 4ACX34
When Brian tries to give the Army a piece of his mind for trying to recruit Chris, Stewie tags along and gets them enlisted. After making it through boot camp, they are shipped to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris joins a goth rock band as an after-school activity.
5 85 "Whistle While Your Wife Works" November 12, 2006 4ACX35
Stewie discovers that Brian's attractive new girlfriend, Jillian, is an airhead and tries to convince him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Peter severely injures his hand and is told he needs to pick up the pace at work, so Lois goes to the brewery to help him catch up.
6 86 "Prick Up Your Ears" November 19, 2006 5ACX01
Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class at Chris and Meg's school, though she is soon replaced by a Church spokesman. Meanwhile, Meg and her new boyfriend take an abstinence pledge but still manage to find a loophole, and Stewie goes to great lengths to destroy the Tooth Fairy.
7 87 "Chick Cancer" November 26, 2006 5ACX02
Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage full of resentment and bickering. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, which inspires him to make a chick flick of his own.
8 88 "Barely Legal" December 17, 2006 5ACX03
Brian volunteers to go to the school dance with Meg when she can't find a date where he gets drunk to ease the pain and makes out with her. As a result, Meg begins to think of Brian as her new boyfriend, and quickly grows obsessed with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force.
9 89 "Road to Rupert" January 28, 2007 5ACX04
Brian accidentally sells Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. This, of course, upsets Stewie, so Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, Colorado, to find him. Meanwhile, Peter's licence is suspended and Meg becomes his personal chauffeur.
10 90 "Peter's Two Dads" February 11, 2007 5ACX05
When Peter's father dies, Peter finds out from his mother that he was not his real father after all; his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian go there to find the man. Meanwhile, Stewie gets spanked by Lois after acting out, but discovers that he likes the abuse and tries to get into trouble.
11 91 "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou" February 18, 2007 5ACX06
Peter beats up a bully who's been harassing Chris, but finds that bullying is so much fun he becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan until he getts a nasty case of sunburn and fears he's developed skin cancer.
12 92 "Airport '07" March 4, 2007 5ACX08
Peter messes things up at the airport and causes Quagmire to lose his job as an airline pilot. After failing to find another career, Quagmire must rely on Peter, Cleveland and Joe's schemes to get his old job back.
13 93 "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey" March 11, 2007 5ACX07
Peter befriends Bill Clinton, even though Lois thinks he is a bad influence. But when she tries to break off their relationship, she ends up having sex with Clinton instead. Peter is devastated, so Lois tries to convince him to even the score. Meanwhile, Brian tries to potty-train himself with guidance from Stewie.
14 94 "No Meals on Wheels" March 25, 2007 5ACX09
The Griffins open a restaurant and have trouble attracting customers, so Joe offers to bring some of his friends in to help with business. At first, Peter assumes they are all police officers, but when he finds out they all have disabilities, Peter tries to change the atmosphere.
15 95 "Boys Do Cry" April 29, 2007 5ACX10
When Lois gets a new job as a church organist the family start attending services, where Stewie gets sick on Communion wine. The congregation believes that he's possessed, so the Griffins are forced to move to Texas, where they begin to fit in quite nicely while they wait for things to settle down at home.
16 96 "No Chris Left Behind" May 6, 2007 5ACX11
Chris gets expelled from James Woods High. Trying to help the situation, his grandfather Carter Pewterschmidt gets him accepted into a classy boarding school where he has trouble fitting in. Meanwhile, the Giant Chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
17 97 "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One" May 13, 2007 5ACX12
Lois runs for Mayor of Quahog against Adam West, but the only way she can get people to listen to her is to dumb down her plans to make Quahog a better place. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends become Lois's number one supporters so that they can benefit from the perks.
18 98 "Meet the Quagmires" May 20, 2007 5ACX13
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. But when he discovers that, back in the present, he's married to Molly Ringwald and Lois to Quagmire, he and Brian (who tagged along with him) must try to fix the timeline.
1 99 "Blue Harvest" September 23, 2007 5ACX16 5ACX22
In this hour-long special episode of Family Guy, Peter retells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope from his own point of view to keep his family entertained when the power goes out throughout their home (several Family Guy characters are recast into roles from the film).
2 100 "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)" September 30, 2007 5ACX14
Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian even though he's been feeling smothered by her, and things take a turn for the worse when Stewie tries to sabotage their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store, where Chris befriends the manager.
3 101 "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air" October 7, 2007 5ACX15
Joe, feeling uncomfortable with his disability, regains his ability to walk after a leg transplant. He decides to play extreme sports and spends most of his time with more athletic people, forsaking Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and even his wife Bonnie, all of whom set out to re-cripple him to bring him back to Earth.
4 102 "Stewie Kills Lois (1)" November 4, 2007 5ACX17
Stewie becomes angry with Lois after she leaves him behind on a private cruise with Peter, and appears to murder her out of revenge. However, everyone is led to believe that her death was an accident--until suspicion falls on Peter after he reveals he recently took out a life insurance policy on his wife.
5 103 "Lois Kills Stewie (2)" November 11, 2007 5ACX18
Returning from her presumed death, Lois reveals her attempted killer to be Stewie. Stewie then takes his family hostage and goes on the lam, heading towards the CIA Headquarters where he gains complete control. Desperate to put an end to Stewie's reign of terror, Lois realizes what she must do...
6 104 "Padre de Familia" November 18, 2007 5ACX20
Peter takes so much pride in being an American citizen that he starts an anti-immigrant campaign in town--until he discovers that he himself is actually an illegal immigrant born in Mexico. Unable to prove or obtain his citizenship, he loses his job and must work at his father-in-law Carter's estate as a servant.
7 105 "Peter's Daughter" November 25, 2007 5ACX21
After recovering from a coma, Meg finds herself interested in a med student who treats her at the hospital. Peter, however, who has grown protective of her during her stasis, feels very uncomfortable with her new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie buy and plan to renovate a dilapidated house.
8 106 "McStroke" January 13, 2008 5ACX19
Peter accepts an offer of unlimited burgers at a local fast food restaurant, though he suffers a stroke after eating too many. After recovering, Peter strives to expose the evils of the company with the help of a talking cow. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to become the most popular boy at James Woods High School.
9 107 "Back to the Woods" February 17, 2008 6ACX02
James Woods returns to Quahog to seek revenge against Peter by stealing his identity after finding his wallet. Peter is left with nothing, but neither he nor his family are willing to let James get away with this, and Peter counters by ruining the actor's career and public image.
10 108 "Play it Again, Brian" March 2, 2008 6ACX01
Feeling their marriage has hit a snag, Peter and Lois take Brian's offer to go with him for a relaxing vacation at Martha's Vineyard. However, as Peter gets drunk, Brian ends up spending more time with Lois and even tries to have sex with her. Meanwhile, Herbert babysits Meg, Chris and Stewie back home.
11 109 "The Former Life of Brian" April 27, 2008 6ACX04
Brian discovers that he is the illegitimate father of an old flame's unruly son, who is dropped off at the Griffins' house so Brian can raise him. After the two warm up to each other, Brian manages to turn the boy's life in the right direction, though he himself becomes a bit self-centered.
12 110 "Long John Peter" May 4, 2008 6ACX06
Chris falls hopelessly in love with a beautiful vet intern and turns to Peter for advice on dating, but not before Peter takes a parrot from the vet and terrorizes the town under the belief he is a pirate. When his advice ends up driving the intern away, Peter decides to hook Chris up with another girl.